bombing:

accidentally disproved my own existence and exploded into antimatter right in front of the cutest girl in gym class for the second time this week

Jan 9th ♥ 6707

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veryharam:

BYE

Jan 6th ♥ 642327

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loserdyke:

vaselinebaby:
everyone’s going to kiss someone tonight and im just going to punch myself in the face
I’ve waited all year to reblog this

Dec 31st ♥ 225845

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dutchster:

my review of spiders:
moves fast -1
more eyes and legs than necessary -2
can bite -1
webs -2
not a dog -10
kill insects +100
instruments of satan to reap the souls of innocent -10000

Dec 26th ♥ 12680

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liftedandgiftedd:

my “won’t speak until i’m spoken to” game is strong af

Dec 26th ♥ 517856

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virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

Dec 26th ♥ 859322

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watching america's next top model

me: that picture is so bomb

judges: this is the worst photo in top model history

Dec 25th ♥ 229928

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drarna:

I WANTED THE *TROLL FACE* MEME SHIRT, NOT THE *LIKE A BOSS* MEME SHIRT. FUCK YOU DAD, CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.

Dec 25th ♥ 84634

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underthe-corktree:

I HOPE THAT THIS UPCOMING YEAR IS THE BEST YET FOR YOU AND THAT YOUR EYEBROW GAME IS STRONGER THAN EVER AND THAT YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND GO TO ALOT OF CONCERTS AND FIND SOME CUTE PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE SAME MUSIC AS YOU

Dec 25th ♥ 227348

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dualpaperbags:

debatable
sounds like something a serpent with tiny claws or legs would say

Dec 25th ♥ 235269

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